/survey me
You've probably got a hundred of them in your IN-BOX -- twice. Here are a couple of those (sometimes interesting, mostly not) surveys that make their way around cyberspace at the speed of light, stealing bandwidth from those other really important things.

::the shower survey::

What kind of person  are you? When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first? 

(A) chest
(B) face 
(C) armpits 
(D) hair 
(E) privates 
(F) shoulders
(G) others .

Click on one of the previous choices. Your choice supposedly describes your character.

What did Donna chose?


 
::The Long Form::
(Current as of 06.24.01. Responses subject to change without warning.)
1. Name: Donna (that's about all you'll get)

2. Nicknames: Chibs, Chibiru, Glenda Miyashiro (as in Glen Miyashiro's sister!), Don, Dee, Dough-na

3. Birthplace: Wahiawa, Hawaii

4. School: Leilehua High School, Leeward Community College, University of Phoenix

5. Croutons or bacon bits: Both

6. Favorite salad dressing: Caesar

7. What type of deodorant do you use: Dove

8. Favorite shampoo or conditioner: .

9. Favorite colors: Purple, black, mauve

10. One pillow or two: One, two will make me wake up with a neck ache

11. Pets: Toby, the Japanese Spitz and Hubby ;)

12. Favorite Movies: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon; Farewell my Concubine; the Martix; Forrest Gump; Joy Luck Club; Kung Fu movies starring Jet Li, Jackie Chan or Bruce Lee

13. Have you ever been skinny dipping? Are you crazy? That would require me getting naked in public. I don't think so!

14. Do you ever make fun of people? Only the stupid ones.

15. What's your favorite drink? I don't drink alcohol, so ... I guess my favorite drink is any kind of Japanese/Chinese tea drink -- iced or hot. Oolong, Hoji-cha, Genmaicha, Mugi-cha, etc.

16. What's your favorite chick drink? See above, I don't drink.

17. Online crush? I'm married. This is a moot point.

18. Favorite type of music: I don't have a favorite type, but I do listen almost exclusively to Star 101.9 FM which I guess would make it "alternative." I also enjoy 80's retro music, late 80's/early 90's glam rock and heavy metal groups, Okinawan classical and folk music, J-Pop, Uchina Pop, and some contemporary Hawaiian music. 

19. Hobbies: Writing, reading, web designing, and digital photography are the hobbies that I am currently pursuing. I have a whole bunch hobbies on the backburner. Among them are: Okinawan dance, Okinawan Taiko, Sanshin, Guitar, and traveling.

20. Dream Car: I don't really have one. I'm perfectly happy with my Honda Civic. As long as it's dependable, gets me to my destination and back and has a good A/C!

21. Type of car you drive: Uh, see above. Honda Civic.

22. Word or phrases you overuse: "Basically...", "Damnit", "man!!!"

23. Toothpaste: Whatever is on sale that has tartar control - and preferably whitening, too.

24. Favorite food: Japanese (Okonomiyaki!), Okinawan, Pacific Rim, and Junk Food.

25. Do you get along with your parents: Sure do!

26. Favorite town to chill in: I don't "chill." But I guess my favorite town is Naha, Okinawa -- specifically Heiwa Dori.

27. Favorite ice cream: Mint Chocolate Chip

28. Favorite soda pop: Pepsi One

29. What's your bedtime: 10:30 p.m. on weeknights, whenever I get tired on the weekends.

30. Favorite shoes: My black leather Skecher shoes.

31. Favorite song at the moment: "Trading My Sorrows"

32. Favorite website: Too many to mention. See the elsewhere section for starters.

33. Favorite subject in school: Expository Writing

34. Least favorite subject: Math

35. Favorite sport to watch: UH Volleyball (Men's or Women's)

36. Most humiliating moment: Throwing up in the hotel lobby in Okinawa after getting drunk at Kalaha'ai (Rinken Teruya's live house) after a Rinken Band concert.

37. Craziest person or silliest person you know: Hmm, that would probably be Lindy. She's pretty crazy, but in a good way. :)

38. Favorite Holiday: Christmas. Even though it gives me intense stress.

39. What kind of work do you do: "I work with computers." :P

40. Are you an inside or outdoors person? Inside, unless you can get me a laptop and a wireless connection to the Internet.

41. Do you have children?  Not yet.

42. Pierce your nose or tongue? Ugh, neither.

43. Be serious or be funny? Funny

44. Boxers or briefs on guys? Neither. Just kidding. I don't care, really.

45. Whole or skim milk? Skim

46. Single or taken? Taken -- as of 9 years ago, September 24, 1991.

47. Simple or complicated? Very, very complicated. Just ask Hubby, he'll tell you.

48. Law or anarchy? Law

49. Flowers or angels? Angels

50. Gray or grey? Grey

51. Read or write? Write!

52. Color or black-and-white photos? If it's of me, black & white. If it's of others, color.

53. Sunrise or sunset? Sunset

54. Rap or rock? Ewww... rock, of course.

55. Stay up late or wake up late? Wake up late.

56. More romantic, tub or shower? Tub

57. Is it POP or SODA? Soda

58. X or O in Tic-tac-toe? X

59. Leather purse or knit purse? Leather

60. Eat an apple or an orange? Apple. I don't like the stringy stuff in oranges.

61. What came first: the chicken or the egg? Who knows?

62. Wet Seal or Contempo? Neither. Banana Republic, Van Heusen, The Gap, or Old Navy.

63. Light or dark nail polish? None, but if by the off-chance that I feel  like painting my nails, it would be light.

64. Emerald or ruby? Ruby

65. Pants or long skirt? Pants

66. Left or right? Right

67. 10 Acquaintances or 1 best friend? 1 best friend.

68. Vanilla or chocolate ice cream? Chocolate

69. Leonardo DiCaprio or Tom Cruise? Neither, but if I had to chose, I guess it would be Leonardo.

70. Green beans or carrots? Green beans

71. Low fat or fat free? Low fat

72. Ponytail or leave it down? Leave it down.

73. Silver jewelry or gold jewelry? Silver

74. Kids or no kids? Kids, eventually.

75. Cat or dog? Dog

76. Half-empty or half-full? Half-empty

77. Mustard or ketchup? Ketchup

78. Hardcover or soft-cover books? Soft-cover -- they're lighter when hovering them over my face while I lie in bed reading.

79. Newspaper or magazine? Magazine

80. Sandals or sneakers? Sneakers (I don't like people to see my toes)

81. Red car or white car? Red

82. Hug or kiss? Hug

83. Corduroy or plaid? Plaid, definitely plaid.

84. Happy or sad? Happy! :)

85. Live or die? What kind of question is that? Live, of course!

 
::The infamous Bitch Test::
35% bitch!
which is lower than the worldwide average 38%

How others compare:
3% same as me
41% less bitchy than me
56% bitchier than me

 
::The equally infamous Bastard Test::
25% bastard!
which is lower than the worldwide average 44%

How others compare:
2% same as me
10% less bastard than me
88% more bastard than me

 
::Purity Test:
72% pure!

How others compare:
1% same as me
21% more pure than me
78% less pure than me